Give a voice to your frustrations with our Sweary & Offensive Pens. 

Quote Reads – Not My Fucking Problem

The  perfect companion for handling those unruly workmates and pesky customers. These luxury pens elegantly say what you’re thinking when someone is truly testing your patience. 

Available in black and presented in a velvet pouch, it’s time to show them who’s boss!

The ultimate tool for asserting yourself in the face of workplace annoyances and customer challenges. 

Crafted in deluxe black and silver metal with a convenient clicker design and filled with black ink, this pen combines functionality with a touch of rebellious spirit.